- Mullets are disturbingly popular here.
- There is a boy who stands at the exit to my metro station handing out coupons to KofeHaus. I always try to think of the words to notify him that the coupons he hands out are actually expired.
- I saw my first female cop today. She was pretty. But I was still afraid of her, being a cop and all.
- Kefir is GROSSGROSSGROSS. Like, halfway between milk and yogurt but super gross.
- It's a really strange sensation to be sitting in the middle of a group of conversing people and have absolutely no idea what they're saying. I mean, of course not catching everything is expected. But imagine that you, as I was tonight, are sitting at a kitchen table with three women, having wine, and one of them is telling a story, and the other two are animatedly asking questions, and you literally have to just sit there and stare at them. There could be nothing you could say that would be at all relevant (or likely even make sense.) You know you are an intelligent and interesting person, but the most these people will ever know about you is that your name is Kayla, (which they will pronounce 'KYEH-lee') that you're pleased to meet them, and that, no, you don't want more wine. Hence, my ultimate dilemma.
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